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Big hearted Scotsman
« on: November 04, 2012, 07:45:52 am »


A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.
 


"Did you smell that food ?" she asked. "Incredible !"
 


Being a 'Kind Hearted Scotsman', he thought, "What the heck..., I'll treat her !"

So, they walked past it again

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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2012, 08:08:39 am »
A true Gentleman
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2012, 09:27:14 am »
Thanks for my morning laugh :D
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2012, 09:49:20 am »
That wasn't you was it Rob???   lol    ::) ::)
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2012, 10:09:11 am »
No Keefie it was not mine. As you know mine are WORSE than that LOL.
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2012, 10:12:26 am »
Hi Billy,a true Scotsman would never have gone near the resturaunt in the first place!!!!!. LOL.
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2012, 06:09:16 pm »
I learn from the Master!
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2012, 06:52:30 pm »
Hi Billy, thanks for the compliment LOL. Another example for you Billy.
One afternoon a Scotsman was riding along in his limo when he saw two men at the roadside eating Grass. Very disturbed he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man,"why are you eating Grass?," "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat Grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you." The Scotsman said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.
"Bring them along." The Scotsman replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated. " You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said " But sir I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them as well," the Scotsman answered.
They all entered the limo, which was no easy task,even for a car as large as the limo was.
Once under way,one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said, " Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The Scotsman replied. " Glad to do it." " You'll really love my place,...............



THE GRASS IS A FOOT HIGH

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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2012, 06:54:46 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Did you make them pay for their food Rob?  ;D ;D
It's all a case of "Mind over Matter",  The Government don't Mind, and I don't Matter.

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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2012, 07:20:07 pm »
 :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D ;) ;) that is all I can say. Thanks for the laugh.
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2012, 05:44:52 am »
Hi Keefie. No, I did not make them pay for the food, I'm not that miserable. I DID, however, ask for a contribution towards the cost of the GASOLINE. Darned expensive stuff you know LOL.
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2012, 06:20:42 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D : :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2012, 07:34:06 am »
Rob  You could have charged for shoe leather for the second pass.
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2012, 08:13:08 am »
My God Billy, you're worse than me!!!!. You've definitely got some Scottish blood in you somewhere along the genetic line. LOL.
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Re: Big hearted Scotsman
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2012, 12:24:22 pm »
HAHAHA  ;D :D ;D
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