Hi Billy, thanks for the compliment LOL. Another example for you Billy.
One afternoon a Scotsman was riding along in his limo when he saw two men at the roadside eating Grass. Very disturbed he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man,"why are you eating Grass?," "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat Grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you." The Scotsman said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.
"Bring them along." The Scotsman replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated. " You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said " But sir I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them as well," the Scotsman answered.
They all entered the limo, which was no easy task,even for a car as large as the limo was.
Once under way,one of the poor fellows turned to the Scotsman and said, " Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The Scotsman replied. " Glad to do it." " You'll really love my place,...............
THE GRASS IS A FOOT HIGH
