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Late night phone call to the Vet
« on: October 26, 2012, 12:52:01 pm »
 
Late Night Phone Call To The Vet
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbors' male dog while the
neighbors were on vacation.
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
After she explained the problem to him, the  vet said,

"Hang up the phone and place it down
alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of
the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be
able to withdraw."


  "Do you think that will work?" she asked.


  "It just worked for me," he replied.
 
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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2012, 01:21:08 pm »
nearly dropped my coffee all over computer then lol  :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2012, 01:35:34 pm »
LOL !!!   ;D :D ;D
will pas this one on....  8)
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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2012, 02:52:43 pm »
 :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  LMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2012, 03:01:09 pm »
LOL didn't see that one coming.then again neither did the vet LOL


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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2012, 04:03:19 pm »
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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2012, 07:46:47 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2012, 08:34:09 am »
LOL!   :D :D :D :D
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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2012, 08:54:13 am »
<snicker> 


good one    ;D
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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2012, 09:57:25 am »
GOOD ONE !!!! :D
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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2012, 12:06:06 pm »
Hope Harold doesn't see this. He's ON CALL with his new job LOL.
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Re: Late night phone call to the Vet
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2012, 12:06:38 pm »
That one almost got my monitor sprayed!
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