Shipwrecked.
A Scotsman was shipwrecked and was finally washed ashore on a small island.
As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad young woman standing over him.
She asks, would you like some food. The Scot hoarsely croaks," yes please,I haven't eaten a bite of food for a week and I am very hungry!".
She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a basket of food. When he has choked it down, she asks,"would you like something to drink?".
"Oh,yes ! that food has made me very thirsty and I would very much like a drink!"
She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 15 year old single malt whisky. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven when the unclad woman leans closer and says,"would you like to Play around?".
"Oh you beautiful woman, don't tell me you've got a golf course here too!"
