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Offline Billy in Va

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Hysteria at the commissary
« on: September 20, 2012, 03:18:54 pm »
There was a bit of confusion at the commissary this morning. When I was
ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that
she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
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Re: Hysteria at the commissary
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2012, 04:48:31 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hysteria at the commissary
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2012, 05:54:29 pm »
 ::)  ::)  ::)  LMBO  :D  :D  :D

They won't let me in Publix (local grocery store) either.
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Re: Hysteria at the commissary
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2012, 06:19:24 pm »
That was very funny Billy. Had the same problem in Scotland in ASDA or as you call it WAL-MART. Or I've heard it referred to as WALLY-MART LOL.
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Re: Hysteria at the commissary
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2012, 10:19:01 pm »
Here we call it Wally World. I buy most of my clear spray and spray paint there.  Best Price
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Re: Hysteria at the commissary
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2012, 07:32:44 am »
Hi Bill, the Wally World stores here don't sell that type of merchandise in Kilmarnock. I assume the one in Kilmarnock V.A. sells a lot more stuff than ours.LOL.
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Re: Hysteria at the commissary
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2012, 11:00:52 am »
LOL  ;D :D ;D

... if only you where 22 and having a six pack, I bet she would give you the groceries for free.....

can't you blame the credit card company?
apparently they applied the stripping instruction. 8)
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Re: Hysteria at the commissary
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2012, 11:22:18 am »
Yup works for me. ::) ::)
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