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Offline Billy in Va

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« on: September 14, 2012, 07:57:14 pm »
I was in a bar last  night, and drank a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar.  They both had pretty strong accents, so I asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them chirped saying, "It's WALES, you  idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said, "I'm sorry. Are you two whales from Ireland?"That's pretty much the last thing I remember.
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Re: Sematics
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 09:10:00 pm »
Hey Billy, How long are you going to be in the hospital? ::)
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Re: Sematics
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 09:39:39 pm »
 :D I laughed so hard at that one, it scared the bird and the dog :D :D
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Re: Sematics
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 07:44:47 am »
 :o :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Sematics
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 11:18:40 am »
 :D  :D  :D  LMBO  :D  :D  :D
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Offline Keefie

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Re: Sematics
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2012, 10:35:14 am »
absolutely brilliant, it's now going around my address list lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
« Last Edit: September 18, 2012, 06:15:04 am by Keefie »
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Re: Sematics
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2012, 03:08:12 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Sematics
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2012, 04:20:24 am »
they had the size...  ;D :D ;D !!!


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Re: Sematics
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2012, 11:03:56 am »
I'm all wet down under. :) :)
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Offline mickey357

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Re: Sematics
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2012, 09:54:30 pm »
Thanks,I needed that.
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Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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Re: Sematics
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2012, 08:10:43 pm »
I;m with you Keith, gone to my e-mail list. Thanks for the laugh Billy ;D ;D
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