A pastor is going to preach a sermon on the topic of sex. Having never done this topic before he was a little sheepish about mentioning it to his wife while he was preparing it. Also, his wife is a bit of a know it all on all topics.
Sunday morning she was feeling sick so decided best to stay home. As he was headed out the door to church she asked him what his topic was about. Well he figured she wasn't going to be there so what harm would it be to tell her a little white lie. So he told her it was going to be on sailing. Before she could respond he left.
Well she thought that was such a stupid topic, but thought nothing more of it until the next day when she was out shopping. She ran into a church member who stated that she had been missed at church. The member also said that she loved the pastors sermon. She had really learned a lot.
The pastors wife said, "He is silly. He doesn't really know anything about it. He has only done it twice in his life. The first time he got sick and the second time he nearly lost his hat while doing it."
