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Offline Russ C

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Little Ole Lady
« on: August 23, 2012, 08:59:58 am »
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below,
sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, get wild with the boys, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty-four," she replied.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2012, 11:14:34 am by Russ C »
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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2012, 11:42:59 am »
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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 12:49:03 pm »
fortyfour.... hmmm
I wouldn't guessed that ;)

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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2012, 01:17:15 pm »
lol  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2012, 11:45:44 pm »
Heck...she doesn't look a day over 31!

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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2012, 02:22:47 am »
Heck...she doesn't look a day over 31!

~~~GB~~~

Hey GB,
that's called a seniors perspective ;)  8)  ::)
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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2012, 04:29:15 am »
He just forgot to put the other 1 in front where it belongs.

Right GB?

Talk about rode hard and put away wet!

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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2012, 07:33:26 am »
With that exclaimation point at the end I was going with 311
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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2012, 06:43:05 am »
With that exclaimation point at the end I was going with 311

311, think you are close on that on Gabby, maybe even closer then GB ;)
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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2012, 08:43:50 pm »
Marcel Billy's avatar looks similar to mine but he doesn't answere to Gabby just yet. LOL
I put my 1 in the front.  ;D
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Re: Little Ole Lady
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2012, 11:06:44 am »
... not a smart move,  :o
guess I always have to ware my glasses answering  ;)
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