I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me?.....
And suddenly I remembered - I was listening to my iPod
....?and how was your day?
That's what happens when old people start using technology!
