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Offline GrayBeard

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Two Engineers meet.....
« on: May 02, 2012, 10:52:09 pm »
The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'you can have ANYTHING you want!'" "Good choice," says the first guy, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway.

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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2012, 12:53:25 am »
I think it would work better if you changed Engineers for Senior Scrollers!
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2012, 03:02:25 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2012, 04:49:05 am »
Hey Dan, you speak for yourself. LOL
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2012, 06:08:49 am »
LOL
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2012, 10:15:37 am »
Quote from: rob roy on May 03, 2012, 04:49:05 am
Hey Dan, you speak for yourself. LOL
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2012, 02:02:24 pm »
dgman

AARP says 55

so come join us.

its fun
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2012, 02:06:56 pm »
What were the cloths like?? ;D ;D
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2012, 04:06:43 pm »
To join AARP you only have to be 50, so I guess 50 makes you a senior.
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2012, 04:10:58 pm »
I suppose it depends on who you ask. At what age dose one get a senior discount?
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2012, 06:39:26 pm »
Hey Dan don't worry you're still a youngster yet. In my part of the world you qualify for a free travel pass at 60.
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2012, 11:03:55 am »
Dan, you are 50?

My oldest son is older than you are!


Many years ago he wondered why a person should get 'discount' status just because they got older. So for his 50th birthday I sent him a tee shirt with the message...

Don't ASK! Just gimme the damn Sr. Discount!

He loves it!

~~~GB~~~
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2012, 11:43:22 am »
No, I will be 59 in June, But thanks GB!
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2012, 06:49:41 pm »
Hey Dan, you know you are getting old when you go into a cafe and ask for a three minute egg and they ask for the money up front LOL.
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Re: Two Engineers meet.....
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2012, 04:42:35 am »
Quote from: dgman on May 04, 2012, 11:43:22 am
No, I will be 59 in June, But thanks GB!

What day, mine is the 8th?
Big 70 for me.
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