The computer swallowed Grandma
Yes, honestly, it's true.
She pressed Control and Enter
And disappeared from view.
It devoured completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have cought a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind.
I've even used the internet
But nothing did I find
In desperation I then asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found on line
So if inside your inbox
My Grandma you should see,
Please Copy, Scan and Paste her,
And send her back to me.
