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Offline cdrover(Clyde)

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Blind man
« on: April 14, 2012, 03:13:01 pm »
A young attractive lady had just taken possession of her new apartment. Although the landlord had some minor work to do she moved in and made herself at home. On this particular afternoon she decided the indulge herself with a long hot bubble bath and was just about to step into the tub when the doorbell rings. Not wanting to re-dress she calls out, "Who is there", to which she gets a response, "It is the blindman". Knowing that a blindman lives next door she goes to the door nude and opens it up thinking the blindman will not know the difference.  The man looks her up and down several times before saying, " Nice, now where are the new blinds going".
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Re: Blind man
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2012, 03:15:17 pm »
haha good one  ;D ;D ;D
« Last Edit: April 14, 2012, 03:16:48 pm by Keefie »
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Re: Blind man
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2012, 05:24:42 pm »
 :D   :D  :D  LMBO, First time I heard that one.  :D  :D  :D
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Re: Blind man
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2012, 08:20:21 pm »
LOL haven't heard that one in a long, got to try and remember that one for our next Lions meeting.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2012, 08:35:55 pm by newfie »


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Re: Blind man
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2012, 08:34:03 pm »
No corn there Clyde! Very funny! :D
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Re: Blind man
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2012, 01:16:43 am »
Very old one but still funny.  :D :D :D :D

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Re: Blind man
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2012, 11:30:46 am »
What is old is new and what is new is old, go figure.
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Re: Blind man
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2012, 12:16:05 pm »
LOL,

pity the joke only works in English ;)
can't translate it into dutch....
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