An elderly couple had their annual check up are were at the dr's office to get the results. The doctor calls them in and the conversation goes like this.
The doctor says to the wife ," You have some marvelous results, the tests show that you are in perfect health".
The wife replies ," that is great, how did my husbands results turn out".
The doctor replies, " well his results are not good at all. He has a very severe heart condition and he will have to be very careful about what he does."
" oh my," relpies the wife". " What do we have to do?"
The doctor gives them a list of things that he must not do and one of them was not to climb stairs.
The husband says, " but our bedroom is upstairs". and as they have always enjoyed a healthy sex life he asks, " and what about making love".
The doctor says," That is out of the question, sex will be too much for your heart and you will not survive".
On the way home the couple decide that is light of what the doctor said that they will make up a bed downstairs and he will stay down there at night while the wife retires to the bedroom upstairs.
The first night they kiss goodnight at the bottom of the stairs and go to their beds.
The second night they linger longer at the stairs but finally go their seperate ways.
The third night is more difficult. but again she goes upstairs and he stays downstairs. About half way through the night the husband cannot take it any more and jumps out of bed and heads upstairs. About half way up he runs into his wife coming down. Wife asks "where are you going"? To which the husband replies, " I am coming up to die". The wife replies, " That is good because I was coming down to kill you"!!!!!