A young couple had just gotten married and it was time in the night to retire to the honeymoon suite. The new husband takes off his pants and tosses them across the bed to his new wife and says, " here sweetheart put those on" . The new wife replies, "I cannot wear those." The husband replies, " remember that, I'll wear the pants in this family." The new wife is furious and takes off her panties and tosses them to her husband and says "darling ets see you get into those". The husband replies, " don't be silly, I cannot get into your panties". to which the wife says, "and until you change your attitude your not going to".
