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Offline Judy Hunter

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Probably Old But Still Funny.
« on: March 29, 2012, 12:03:38 pm »
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in trouble now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees.

"Whew," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!
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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 12:48:59 pm »
LOL!! So true.

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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 01:48:02 pm »
 :D  :D  :D  LMBO  :D  :D  :D    Good one Judy!!
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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 01:59:53 pm »
LOL


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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2012, 02:20:49 pm »
All good ones today, Thanks Judy, keep them coming. :) ;) :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2012, 03:00:20 pm »
I think I will read this one to my old German Shepard tonight when I get home Judy.  He may not understand, but he will perk up his ears and cock his head to one side while i am reading.
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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2012, 06:50:13 pm »
Very funny Judy,but very true, don't mess with us old ones.lol.
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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 07:13:35 am »
Thanks Judy that was great

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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 07:26:04 am »
ROFLMBO ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 09:56:48 am »
Now that started my day with a good smile.  Thanks
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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2012, 10:01:11 am »
Good one, Judy.

Funny in its own right, but I finally learned WHY you can't teach an old dog new tricks - its because they already know them all!

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Re: Probably Old But Still Funny.
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2012, 02:42:12 am »
Oh Judy, that is so funny and so true.  Loved it.

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