Blonde Pilot
A blonde is a passenger flying in a two-seater airplane with
the pilot who has just had a fatal heart attack.
She frantically picks up the microphone and radios,
"May Day! May Day ! Help me ! Help Me !
My pilot had a heart attack and is dead and I don't
know how to Fly. Help me ! Please help me !"
All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying,
"This is the Tower, I have received your message and I
will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with
this kind of problem. Now, just Relax. Everything will
be fine !
Now give me your height and position."
"She says, "I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
"O.K." says the voice from the tower. "Repeat after me:
Our Father, Who Art in Heaven . . ."
