I pray your tire blows out at 110.I pray your steering wheel falls off coming around that bend.I pray you pass out drunk with your best friend and wake up with his a$$ in your face.I pray your brakes go out running down a hill.I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill,And knocks you in the head like I'd like to,Oh and yes, something private on your body turns blueI pray your birthday comes and nobody callsI pray you're flying high in a jet when your engine stallsI pray all your dreams never come trueAnd once again I pray something private on your body turns blueJust know wherever you are, near or far, in your house or in your car, wherever you are a$$holeI pray for you.