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Offline Russ C

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CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« on: March 07, 2012, 07:42:51 am »
Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square .

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says
'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies,
 
I have a daughter,
SLIM & TALL
40 D Breasts  ::)  ::)  ::)
24" WAIST and
34" HIPS

When she walks into a room, people say,


Oh MY God  :D  :D  :D
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Re: CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2012, 08:36:38 am »
ROFLMBO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2012, 09:41:53 am »
Good one. 
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Re: CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2012, 11:16:47 am »
Nice one Russ.
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Re: CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2012, 01:56:19 pm »
good one


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Re: CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2012, 06:53:15 pm »
Very good Russ.

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Re: CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2012, 12:37:22 am »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2012, 11:01:31 am »
 ;D
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Re: CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2012, 12:42:38 pm »
I like that one, thanks ;D
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Re: CATHOLIC COFFEE MORNING IN ROME
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2012, 12:51:19 pm »
LOL!!!

 

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