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The Book
« on: February 23, 2012, 07:17:17 pm »


          Sister Mary Louise is teaching her class how to write a book and goes to great lengths to explain that a book must have a little religion, a little sex and a huge mystery. She then asks them to work out a plot and start on the first chapter, and reminds them again, a little religion, a little sex and a big mystery. After 5mins, the blonde in the class put her hand up and said. ?Finished sister?. Sister in disbelief asked her to read it out to the class, whereupon the girl stood up and read. ?My God, I?m pregnant, who done it? 
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Re: The Book
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 07:24:16 pm »
 :D :D :D

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Re: The Book
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 07:26:51 pm »
I love it  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Book
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 08:20:19 pm »
LOL


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Re: The Book
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 09:54:15 pm »
Good one.   And I am willing to bet the mystery won't get solved...... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Book
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2012, 09:56:25 pm »
ROFLMBO  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2012, 11:09:07 pm »
LOL....  ;D

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Re: The Book
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2012, 11:35:16 pm »
Can't wait for the sequel to come out  :-\
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Re: The Book
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2012, 01:10:31 am »
ROFLMBO  :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: The Book
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2012, 11:46:48 am »
Thats a good one :) :) :)

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Re: The Book
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2012, 12:38:32 pm »
I remember that girl (sat next to me in class) and the nun was a hoot! You should have read HER comments!

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