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Offline Gabby

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Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
« on: January 24, 2012, 10:20:20 pm »
> SHAVE &
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>   HAIRCUT!
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> An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and
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>   a haircut, but he tells the old barber he can't get all his whiskers
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>   off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
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> The barber gets a
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>   little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it
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>   inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
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> When he's finished,
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>   the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in
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>   years.
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> But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had
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>   swallowed that little ball.
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> The old barber replied:"Just bring
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>   it back tomorrow like everyone else does".
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Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2012, 10:57:20 pm »
hahaha thats a good one lol  :D :D

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Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 12:31:55 am »
 :o :o :o Oh Gabby, I am so glad you warned me to. ROFLMBO :D :D :D

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Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 06:55:07 am »
I'm cutting my own hair from now on.

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Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 08:15:29 am »
That was a great one. Still laughing!!!
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Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 08:33:35 am »
LMBO  :o  :o  :o
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Re: Shave and hair cut, Watch your drink!
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2012, 12:39:31 pm »
ohh... Yeah.... LOL

bet he uses lemon oil to refresh?
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