Student who obtained 0% on a Exam
I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die ?
A. His last battle !
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
A. At the bottom of the page !
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state ?
A. Liquid !
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce ?
A. Marriage !
Q5. What is the main reason for failure ?
A. Exams !
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A. Lunch or Dinner !
Q7. What looks like half an apple ?
A. The other half !
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become ?
A. Wet !
Q9. How can you lift an Elephant with one hand ?
A. Elephant's don't have hands !
Q10. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it ?
A. Any way you want , concrete floors are hard to crack !
