An old lady goes to a market and buys a magic mirror. When she gets it home she stands it up in her bedroom and looks at herself in it. Her husband is watching her from outside the door. Suddenly she says "Magic mirror on the floor make me the most beautiful of them all" Puff suddenly she is tall, blonde and extremely shapely. When she walks away her husband goes up the mirror and says "Magic mirror on the floor make my willie touch the floor", and puff his legs fall off.
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