A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being
payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the
entire weekend partying with the boys and spending
his entire paycheck. When He finally appeared at home,
Sunday Night, he was confronted by a very angry wife
and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade
befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said
to him, "How would you like it if you did not see me
for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That
would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he did not see his wife. Tuesday
and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where
he could see her a little out of the corner of his left
eye.
LMBO
