A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon. Suddenly the wife realized that her husband had 'disappeared'. The somewhat irate spouse called her mate's cell phone and demanded, "Where the hell are you?"
He replies, "Darling do you remember that Jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said, 'Baby, it'll be yours one day'?"
His wife, with a smile, blushing says, "Yes, I remember that, my love."
"Well," he said, "I'm in the pub next to that shop."
