PG-13 Read at your own risk..The testicles of a Texas Dwarf hurt and ached almost all the time.
The dwarf went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The Doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The dwarf dropped his pants.
The doctor stood him up on to the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the dwarf to turn his
Head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.'Aha!' mumbled the doc,
And as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the dwarf to cough
Again. 'Aha!' said the Doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The dwarf was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that The snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the dwarf to walk around the Examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The dwarf was absolutely
Delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, 'How does that feel now?'
The dwarf replied,
'Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?
'The doctor replied, 'I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.
