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Offline GrayBeard

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Observationa on Growing Older!
« on: November 12, 2011, 04:49:38 pm »

Observations On Growing Older

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are Perfect!

~Going Out is good. Coming Home is better!

~You Forget names...but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything...Especially Golf.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's Called "pre-sleep".

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch.

~You tend to use more 4 letter words..."what?"..."when?"

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody Whispers.

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet...2 of which you will never wear.

~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!



It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived!
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Offline Gabby

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Re: Observationa on Growing Older!
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2011, 06:42:28 pm »
Good one GB.
I try to live up to the last one.
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Offline Russ C

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Re: Observationa on Growing Older!
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2011, 07:37:21 am »
The next to the last one is becoming true for me. LMBO  :D  :D  :D
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Re: Observationa on Growing Older!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2011, 12:21:36 am »
Over half of them are me. LOL

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Re: Observationa on Growing Older!
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 01:47:45 am »
Y'all must be asleep at the keyboard, missed a good chance there.

"It's Not What You Gather, But What You Scatter That Tells What Kind Of Life You Have Lived! "

Oh well you snooze you loose.

We musn't take life too seriously we're not going to get out of it alive anyway.
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