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Sex and good grammer
« on: November 09, 2011, 03:26:07 pm »
Sex And Good Grammar

On his 70th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erect*** dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was there for.

The old man handed a potion to him, and with a hand on his shoulder, warned,
"This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ?1-2-3." ?When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."
The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say ?1-2-3-4,? he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked "What?s the 1-2-3 for?"

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

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Re: Sex and good grammer
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2011, 03:43:27 pm »
Ok Marion, That was fun. Where did you say this medicine man was? ::)
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2011, 04:04:47 pm »
 ::)  ::)  ::)  LMBO  :D  :D  :D
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Re: Sex and good grammer
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2011, 09:24:00 pm »
Love it!! But I hate dangling participles.
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« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2011, 09:46:41 pm »
 ::) ::) :D  LOL

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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2011, 10:35:42 am »
Nice  :D ;D :D
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Re: Sex and good grammer
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2011, 08:44:29 pm »
Marion,
You didn't monkey around this time!
Good one.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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