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Offline slowcutter

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Solid gold urinal..........
« on: October 27, 2011, 11:08:40 am »
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.  

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked outgoing President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.


When he entered Clinton 's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal!

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. ?Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I too could have a gold urinal.
 
But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!?

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that,
 
in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:
?I found out who p!$$ed in your saxophone.?  

 
  

 
« Last Edit: October 27, 2011, 11:22:54 am by Russ C »
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Re: Solid gold urinal..........
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 11:34:59 am »
Ohh yeah!!!   ;D
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Re: Solid gold urinal..........
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2011, 12:18:12 pm »
  :o ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2011, 04:05:26 pm »
 ;D Oeps!
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Re: Solid gold urinal..........
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2011, 04:09:14 pm »
I think that's why they always say "blow, don't inhale".
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Re: Solid gold urinal..........
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2011, 11:13:47 pm »
I forgot that one. Still laughing! Some jokes are good more than once. Especially when you meet a new friend in the mirror every morning.  ;D
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Re: Solid gold urinal..........
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2011, 01:23:35 am »
hahahahaha  :D :D :D

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