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Mr.Mike

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It's just dawned on me !!
« on: October 04, 2011, 03:14:53 am »
It's just dawned on me !!
 

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day
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He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
 
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
 
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
 
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
 
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
 
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
 
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
 
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
 
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
 
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
 
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick .......



I think my dog is a member of Congress!

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Re: It's just dawned on me !!
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2011, 07:19:39 am »
Mike, truer words were never spoken--I think mine has higher career aspirations--thanks for the chuckle--Richard aka thumbs :o :o :o.

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Re: It's just dawned on me !!
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2011, 07:41:46 am »
But wait - had your dog this fatal visit at the doctors to get rid off... nope, changed my mind. Don't want to be a dog. ;D


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Re: It's just dawned on me !!
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2011, 08:05:40 am »
Torsten, your not talking about Neutering are you, Neuter congress. What an idea, just might work. LMBO  :o  :o  :o
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Re: It's just dawned on me !!
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2011, 10:25:48 am »
I'll help pay for that Russ.

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Re: It's just dawned on me !!
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2011, 03:58:13 am »
Key word was "fatal"!
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