Lecture

[marmoh]

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is
going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

[Joleet]

I like that one.

[dgman]

I haven't had that lecture in many years!

[Russ C]

LMBO. Yeah I agree DG, I haven't had that lecture in many years either. 

[Chachi]

OH HOW TRUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
lmaooo

[Crabbyboater]

Loved it!  BTW, that would have been my first wife....

[Gabby]

Believe it or not, I never have, that I can remember anyway. 
Had one pull a gun on me though, I've still got the gun, she's long gone!
Gabby

[Marcellarius]

Hahaha,

guess that lecture is for free....
.....and repeated day, after day, after day.....
for the rest of his life....
and she lived happily ever after.