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Clock's
« on: September 03, 2011, 09:37:12 pm »
A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. "Why all the clocks"?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie.' 'Where's Chachi's clock?' asked the man. His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a CEILING FAN........


It was to funny not to post But I used My own name for the Non Political side of the Joke but now with that being said I think you can figure it out..... lol

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Re: Clock's
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 11:40:38 pm »
That's great Chachi. I would have used his real name though. People need to learn to quit being so touchy about politics. It's just a joke.

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Re: Clock's
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2011, 02:43:34 pm »
There are so many names I could have filled in there that I probably would have decided on Chachi's name too... ::) ::)

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Re: Clock's
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2011, 04:26:53 pm »
Thanks Pete! ;D
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Re: Clock's
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2011, 04:52:20 pm »
I didn't want to offend anyone Who Voted for the Guy which will not be  named in Jokes thats why I used Chachis name....

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Re: Clock's
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2011, 02:39:56 am »
I didn't want to offend anyone Who Voted for the Guy which will not be  named in Jokes thats why I used Chachis name....

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