A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. "Why all the clocks"?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie.' 'Where's Chachi's clock?' asked the man. His clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a CEILING FAN........
It was to funny not to post But I used My own name for the Non Political side of the Joke but now with that being said I think you can figure it out..... lol