Author Topic: If my body was a car.  (Read 644 times)

Chachi

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If my body was a car.
« on: September 03, 2011, 09:26:20 am »
I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my paint job is getting dull. My headlights are out of focus. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach maximum speed. But the worst is...everytime I sneeze, cough, or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Offline Russ C

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Re: If my body was a car.
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2011, 09:32:49 am »
LMBO. Funny, sad, true.  :o  :o  :o
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Re: If my body was a car.
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2011, 10:38:18 am »
LOL  ;D :D ;D
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Re: If my body was a car.
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2011, 10:52:01 am »
Hey...I relate to that!

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Re: If my body was a car.
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2011, 04:51:03 pm »
how true-- ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: If my body was a car.
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2011, 03:04:42 am »
ROFLMBO  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: If my body was a car.
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 08:11:13 am »
 :D LOL
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