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Offline GrayBeard

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A Little Girl on an Airplane...
« on: September 01, 2011, 04:55:56 pm »

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,
?Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.?

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,

?What would you want to talk about??

?Oh, I don?t know,? said the atheist. ?How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?? as he smiled smugly.

?OK,? she said. ?Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff ? grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is??

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl?s intelligence, thinks about it and says,
?Hmmm, I have no idea.?

To which the little girl replies, ?Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don?t know S%$#??

And then she went back to reading her book.
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Re: A Little Girl on an Airplane...
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 08:07:19 pm »
Oh my, LMBO  :o  :o  :o
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Re: A Little Girl on an Airplane...
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2011, 11:49:39 pm »
I'm gonna use that one ::)
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Re: A Little Girl on an Airplane...
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 01:47:09 am »
Roflmbo  ;D ;D ;D  My kind of girl.

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Re: A Little Girl on an Airplane...
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 04:41:33 am »
LMBO This is a good one... Thanks... Sheila

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Re: A Little Girl on an Airplane...
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 07:15:51 am »
LOL, will keep that in mind!

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Re: A Little Girl on an Airplane...
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 09:42:59 am »
That's great GB. I've got to try to remember that one in case I meet up with someone like that.

Kim
« Last Edit: September 02, 2011, 09:45:06 am by kimb »

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Re: A Little Girl on an Airplane...
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 12:24:03 pm »
Thanks for the laugh, GB.
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Re: A Little Girl on an Airplane...
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2011, 04:55:50 pm »
lol--I.m going to use this one for sure  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

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