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The Anderson Test!
« on: August 26, 2011, 02:32:47 pm »

There are 4 questions. Dont miss one.


 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?


Stop  and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

The  correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in  the giraffe, and
close the door.

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.


2  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?


Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?

 Wrong  Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door.

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of  your previous
actions..


3...  The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.  All the animals
 attend  .... Except one.  Which animal does not attend?


Correct  Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there.

 This tests your memory.. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly,

you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.



4.  There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
 you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?




Correct  Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening?

All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.  This tests whether you
learn quickly from your mistakes.

 According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers.

   Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most
professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
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Re: The Anderson Test!
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 02:58:54 pm »
I was actually given these questions when I took Company Officer Leadership in Fire College many eons ago.  ;)
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Re: The Anderson Test!
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2011, 06:56:37 pm »
Russ, do you recall how you did?

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Re: The Anderson Test!
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 11:57:55 pm »
OH OWEE I bit my tongue too hard. ROFLMBO
I didn't say anything.  :-X ;D
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Re: The Anderson Test!
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2011, 01:25:39 am »
I so am not touching that one Russ I swear I got my tounge and lip bit....

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Re: The Anderson Test!
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2011, 09:32:36 am »
I got the first three right but missed #4. Forgot all the crocodiles where attending the Animal Meeting.  ;)

That might be the best thing for you both to do Gabby and Chachi, remember  "Poof Be Gone" ;D  ;D  ;D
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Re: The Anderson Test!
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2011, 12:58:28 pm »
I got the first three right but missed #4. Forgot all the crocodiles where attending the Animal Meeting.  ;)

That might be the best thing for you both to do Gabby and Chachi, remember  "Poof Be Gone" ;D  ;D  ;D

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