Supposed to be a true story. Funny anyway.
Gabby
Lee Trevino - a true story---this should bring a chuckle to all who have heard of Lee Trevino, a retired professional golfer
One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a
professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing
his front lawn, as he always did.
A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house,
lowered the window and asked, "Excuse me, do you speak English?"
Lee responded, "Yes ma'am, I do".
The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work ?"
Lee said, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her".
The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.
Now that's funny! Gabby
