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Getting into Heaven
« on: July 29, 2011, 09:26:05 pm »
A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"

Again the answer was "No!"

"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"
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Offline Russ C

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Re: Getting into Heaven
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2011, 07:42:53 am »
LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Getting into Heaven
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 02:48:12 am »
Hahahahaha Love it

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Re: Getting into Heaven
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 05:02:20 pm »
Funny,  ;D :D ;D
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