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tux_linux

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I can see you..
« on: June 15, 2011, 03:42:49 pm »
A thief makes his way into a house. Carefully he makes one step after another as he hears a voice:
"I can see you and so can Jesus!"
The thief gets frightened and makes another step forward. There again: "I can see you and so can Jesus!"
Well, he thinks, if they saw me anyway I could also use my flashlight. In the light he sees a birds cage with a parrot: "I can see you and so can Jesus!".
"you scared me to death" says the thief "what's your name?" "Fritz!" the parrot claims.
"Fritz is a foolish name for a parrot!"
"That's true" the parrot replies "But Jesus is also a foolish name for a Rottweiler."

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Re: I can see you..
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2011, 04:32:35 pm »
ROFLMAO  :o  :o  :o
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Re: I can see you..
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2011, 08:03:49 pm »
Funny Torsten!
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Re: I can see you..
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2011, 03:12:36 am »
LMAO so funny!!!
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Re: I can see you..
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2011, 08:37:46 am »
Funny!

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Re: I can see you..
« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2011, 09:14:01 am »
Wow I can't belive that joke is still floating around out there and still gets a chuckle.

 

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