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Offline Crabbyboater

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Cowboy's Guide to Life
« on: June 08, 2011, 07:49:48 pm »
A Cowboy's Guide to Life

Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with
watches you shave his face in the  mirror every morning.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew;
your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
than puttin' it back.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back into your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Your web footed friend in Seattle, WA.

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Re: Cowboy's Guide to Life
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2011, 08:09:18 pm »
I always knew cowboys were smart ..

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Re: Cowboy's Guide to Life
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 09:42:46 pm »
I have a few to add:

Dont squat with spurs

Never, ever drink downstream of the herd

Offline Rapid Roger

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Re: Cowboy's Guide to Life
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2011, 10:01:44 pm »
Everyone please mail this list to the elected government person of your choice.

Rog
An ounce of responsablity is worth 10 pounds of state and fedral laws.

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Re: Cowboy's Guide to Life
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 11:11:16 pm »
Rog .... Like they would really understand what it means ????

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Re: Cowboy's Guide to Life
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2011, 01:07:27 am »
I'll add,
Don't spit or p into the wind!
G
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TRUST IN GOD!
 DON'T BELIEVE ALL YOU HEAR & DON'T SAY ALL THAT YOU THINK !

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Re: Cowboy's Guide to Life
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2011, 12:04:56 pm »
and NEVER pee on an 'electric fence'!

It can be a shocking experience!

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I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Cowboy's Guide to Life
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2011, 03:00:04 am »
I hate to admit to this but my (nameless) brother was talked into doing that. :-[
It was powered by the starter coil from a model A. Smartened him right up, about electric fences! Sure didn't do him much good otherwise though.  ::) ::)
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 DON'T BELIEVE ALL YOU HEAR & DON'T SAY ALL THAT YOU THINK !

 

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