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Easter Bunny run down by Motorist....details at 10:00!
« on: April 21, 2011, 04:25:35 pm »

A man is driving along a highway and
sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as
well as an animal lover, pulls
over and gets out to A see what
has become of the rabbit.

Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful
that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman
driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of
the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and
asks the man what?s wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny
with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead
Easter Bunny, bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another
10 feet, turns and waves,

hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,

and repeats this again and
again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman
and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the
Easter Bunny?"

The woman turns the can
around so that the man
can read the label.

It says...



(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(You know you're
gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)


(OK, here it is)


It says,


"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."


~~~GB~~~
I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: Easter Bunny run down by Motorist....details at 10:00!
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2011, 04:40:31 pm »
LOL
Thanks GB, I needed a laugh today.

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Re: Easter Bunny run down by Motorist....details at 10:00!
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2011, 05:26:06 pm »
Hey GB, It's been a while since we've had some good corn!
Thanks!
Dan In Southern California

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Re: Easter Bunny run down by Motorist....details at 10:00!
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2011, 08:11:58 pm »
Oh, that was painful.  :D

Bill

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Re: Easter Bunny run down by Motorist....details at 10:00!
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2011, 10:03:28 pm »
That was a whole truck load right there. LOL  ::)
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Re: Easter Bunny run down by Motorist....details at 10:00!
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 12:10:52 am »
Aww, you silly wabbit you.

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Re: Easter Bunny run down by Motorist....details at 10:00!
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2011, 10:52:10 am »
Almost makes me want to change my screen name to "Wascally
Wabbit"!!!

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Re: Easter Bunny run down by Motorist....details at 10:00!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2011, 12:18:46 pm »
Another great one, GB

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Re: Easter Bunny run down by Motorist....details at 10:00!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2011, 03:29:03 pm »
a shame that joke only works out in English!

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