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Offline Danny

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Clean Lil Joke
« on: March 27, 2011, 10:26:32 am »
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

JUST  TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come  across in a long while!




A  woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband standing around with a fly swatter

"What  are you doing?"
She asked .

"Hunting Flies"
He responded .

"Oh ! Killing any?"
She asked .

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied .




Intrigued ,  she inquired .
"How can you tell them apart?"


"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.?


Danny  :+}

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Re: Clean Lil Joke
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2011, 10:46:48 am »
Cute.

Offline Marcellarius

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Re: Clean Lil Joke
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 11:27:53 am »
Great one Danny!
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Re: Clean Lil Joke
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 12:24:58 pm »
ROFLMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Re: Clean Lil Joke
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 12:52:42 pm »
LOL, great!

 

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