A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sat down, a man
> came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
> "No," she said, "the seat is empty."
>
> "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
> have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and
> not use it?"
>
> Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I
> was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first
> Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."
>
> "Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find
> someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The woman shakes her
> head, "No, they're all at the funeral."