(1)Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
(2)My love fer you is like diarrhea,I can't hold it in.
(3)Do you have a library card? Cuz i'd like to check you out.
(4)You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
(5)Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.