~ Experience is that thing you have just after you need it.
~ Football is not a contact sport; it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
~ Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
~ Genius is perseverance in disguise.
~ Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
~ Have you ever seen anyone actually laughing all the way to the bank?
~ Having abs like a six-pack is nothing. I have abs like a barrel.
~ He who has no Christmas in his heart will never find Christmas under a tree.
~ He who hesitates is not only lost, but probably several miles from the next freeway exit.
~ He who hesitates is probably right.
~ He who laughs last thinks slowest.
~ He who lives in a glass house should change his clothes in the basement.
~ He who lives in a glass house should not invite in he who is without sin.
~ He who sees only half the problem will be buried by the other half.
~ He who throws mud loses ground.
~ Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
~ HELP WANTED: Telepath. You know where to apply.
~ History does not repeat itself; historians merely repeat each other.
~ Home is where you hang your @
~ Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
~ Honk if you love peace and quiet.
~ Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
~ How can I miss you if you won't go away?
~ How can someone "draw a blank"?
~ How can there be self-help groups?
~ How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
~ How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
~ How do you throw away your old garbage cans?
~ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire when you can't start a camp fire with a whole book of matches?
~ How is it that when you eat a 1 pound bag of M&M's you can gain more than 1 pound?
~ How many mimes have died because no one believed they were choking?
~ How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
~ How would we measure hail without golf balls?
~~~GB~~~
