The Other Stall...
Needing to use the restroom,
I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restroom.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice
from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't
know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point,
I'm thinking this is too bizarre, so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point, I am just trying to get out as
fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured
I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him
"No. I'm a little busy right now!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the
other stall who keeps answering all my questions."
# # # GOTCHA! # # #
~~~GB~~~
