Thanks, Termite.
Mrs N, I don't wear a watch, and about 4 years ago I took the clock down from the wall in my office. I never care what time it is. The owner of the company told me to put a clock on my wall, so I'm going to do one that runs backwards, with the face a mirror image of a clock, and an inscription that will read something like, "Dare to be different!"
Bill, the non-conformist.