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Offline GrayBeard

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The sermon.....
« on: December 07, 2010, 07:40:34 pm »

     For those of you
who may have
 
 missed church on Sunday,
 
here is a recap!
       
 
 
 Four Worms and an Important Lesson!

 

A minister decided that a
visual demonstration would add
emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

 
 Four worms were placed into four separate cans.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
 
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
 
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
 
The fourth worm was put
into a container of good clean soil.

 
 At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol  --
Dead!

   
The second worm in cigarette smoke --
 Dead!

 
Third worm in chocolate syrup --   
Dead!

 
 

Fourth worm in good clean soil -   

Alive!!


 So the Minister asked the congregation --
What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine, who was sitting in the front pew,
 quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate,
 you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service . .     
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Re: The sermon.....
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2010, 08:37:21 pm »
I don't know where you get um' but keep em' commin' ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The sermon.....
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2010, 12:15:14 pm »
canht argue with that.  ;D  :D ;D
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Re: The sermon.....
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2010, 09:18:34 pm »
Amen sister, amen.  ::)
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