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Offline Russ C

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Four Fathers!!!
« on: December 14, 2010, 07:52:40 am »
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labour.
The nurse tells the first man, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence! I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets!"

"Wow, what a coincidence! I work for 3M Corporation!"

When the nurse tells the third man that his wife has given birth to quadruplets.

"Another coincidence! I work for Four Seasons Hotel!"

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the others ask what's wrong.

"What's wrong?! I work for Seven-Up!"

LOL  :o  :o  :o
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Re: Four Fathers!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2010, 08:53:02 am »
LOL  :D
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Re: Four Fathers!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2010, 11:07:57 am »
Good thing he didn't work for Heinz 57!!!!

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Re: Four Fathers!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2010, 01:56:29 pm »
Or Phillips 76! ;D

 

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