Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream "racism" these days.
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, (clearly offended), says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "Well, no, I probably wouldn't."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish when I asked where the Polish sausage was?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
