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Offline GrayBeard

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My "ex".....
« on: October 28, 2010, 10:22:32 pm »
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather.

Thank God our kids were with me this weekend.

The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: Judy was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board.

No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft.

She was very lucky.

Happy Halloween!

I never really wanted to grow up....All I wanted was to be able to reach the cookie jar...and play with my DW 788

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Re: My "ex".....
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2010, 10:37:46 pm »
Funny, funny, funny! ;D
Dan In Southern California

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Re: My "ex".....
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2010, 10:51:13 pm »
Ok Greybeard you still got me.

                                                 Mark

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Re: My "ex".....
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2010, 11:16:52 pm »
Reminds me of my favorite Halloween joke:  Why don't witches wear underwear?  Because it gives them a better grip on the broom.
"Measure twice, cut once, count fingers"

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Re: My "ex".....
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2010, 06:35:40 am »
I see you had a fairytale mariage to.
Marcel

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Re: My "ex".....
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2010, 07:21:49 am »
Oh ... you had me going on THAT one!

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Re: My "ex".....
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2010, 10:17:39 am »
So GreyBeard, you had to use my name in that one. Well you will all will be glad to know since the accident, I have upgraded, I now fly a SWIFFER for local flights and a ORECK CANISTER for the longer flights.
I'm from North Dakota

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Re: My "ex".....
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2010, 10:21:04 am »
Hey Judy, Are you "packing" when you are on you SWIFFER?
Dan In Southern California

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Re: My "ex".....
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2010, 10:26:39 am »
Hey Judy...

I don't write most of them I just pass them on!

This one came from a friend who used to be married to a "Judy" and caught me completely off guard and I almost choked on my coffee!

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Re: My "ex".....
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2010, 12:47:16 pm »
    I knew it! We have been married to the same woman, at one time or the other! Dave ;D

 

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