Author Topic: Letterman's 10 reasons Men prefer Guns over Women!  (Read 592 times)

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Letterman's 10 reasons Men prefer Guns over Women!
« on: October 24, 2010, 09:56:53 am »

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun
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Re: Letterman's 10 reasons Men prefer Guns over Women!
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2010, 02:23:13 pm »
Don't own a gun, Never have never will!
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Re: Letterman's 10 reasons Men prefer Guns over Women!
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2010, 01:53:57 pm »
With you dg ;)
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